pics from new york

here are some pics from new york! enjoy!!!!
yummy pizza!! our first night at new york! in the ghettos of harlem
priya got sick of walking and tried to jump, but i saved the day!
my two sexys are being chased by scary armor men!
this was very funny, we're trying to copy the little sculpture, mina is the lion and im the man
yes that is the lovely sara jessica parker, or her sexy muscular backside, filming the sex and the city movie
this was the best coffee ever! really
at times square, we went to our favorite store: SEPHORA!!!
harptellica, yes folks, its metallica on harps!!!
no no no dont look at me, its the hot guy in the back u should focus on, we basically followed him around moma so we can take pictures of him.....creepy? stalkerish? i beg ur pardon
hey look! we made friends!!! ..... yea right
this is the coolest thing ever! we're all gunna become honorary arabs when we show them this!!!
doesnt this just melt ur heart? i wish i were the one mounting mina
gelato!!! this is when some ugly bitch called priya an arab bitch and a whore, jealous much?
awwww how can u resist?
so i think we have mastered the art of self taking pictures
the COOLEST airline ever!!!! EVERYONE should go on virgin america!!!!
new york!!!
central park
this takes skill
hands up! this is the NYPD!!!
roomie love

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mr T, miss priya and I just came back from new york yesterday and we had a great time
heres the good things about the lovely big apple
1) everything stays open super late, restaurants, bars, clubs, delis, which is great! cus u can go eat greasy chinese food anytime u want!
2) the buildings are so cool cus they have FIRE ESCAPE ladders!!! awesome awesome awesome
3) cute guys, CUTE GUYS, especially at the museum of modern art
4) lots of black people! YIPPEEEEEEEE
5) nice people everywhere, especially people who really know their directions!
6) the BEST PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION ever!! why cant freaken LA have subways?!
7) piercing guy! Peter Alejandro Miguel Lopez Hernandez the third, who im gunna have hot chincano babies with, dont worry mo we will still have our 5 babies ok

and lots of other great stuff about new york
and the lovely priya got her nose pierced! she looks like an indian princess, i want to bow down and kiss her feeties

Crotchless Panties, Hair-Nourishing Shampoo, & A-Cup Underwire Bras

I don't really understand any of these, I mean, what's the point?! They don't make any sense. It's a lot like men isn't it? They all do things that are COMPLETELY pointless, not even just pointless, completely...what DO they do? I mean "nourishing" shampoo? Hair is DEAD. Last time I checked even if one WANTED to feed dead things, they just don't swallow...or you know...metabolize...because it is actually technically possible to force something down someone's throat... I read a thing once that went "Mean people suck; nice people swallow; stupid people choke; and weird people gargle." I was in middle school at the time and wondered if it was even possible to gargle one's own saliva. But that's not the main point, which is crotchless undergarments.

Why exactly would one wear crotchless underwear? Isn't the entire point of underwear to put a barrier between one's privates and outerwear? This is done to prevent such unpleasant incidents as chaffing...or bacterial infections...or pictures of one's vagina circulating on the Internet. Well, maybe some people like their privates well ventilated, but couldn't a person get all the effects of crotchless panties by simply not wearing any at all? In my experience, crotchless undergarments seem to be rather more expensive than their...crotchful counterparts, so why should or more to the point why would one pay that sum of money for a scrap of fabric that essentially serves no purpose and isn't even that well-made, I mean, to my knowledge, crotchless panties aren't charmeuse and bias cut. Well, I suppose one could feasibly do so out of bias tape, but why would the effort be taken? But why would the effort be taken to purchase and wear such things? I guess anything is possible.

In conclusion, I fail to see the purpose of crotchless underwear and do not understand the reason for their existence. If you can help me discover the answer to this perplexing problem, please, do enlighten me. The only thing I can think of is so that the next time an untalented, shameless, ill-mannered, vacuous, and vulgar excuse for a celebrity exposes herself (or himself in the interest of gender equality but I don't believe I've ever heard of crotchless underwear for men), the excuse is available that it wasn't her (or his) fault because undergarments were worn.

P.S. I do realize, albeit a bit belatedly that I have compared men to crotchless panties...and rather unfavourably at that.

Prince Harry is magic

So...the summer of the Shocker Crew is over, but I thought I might bring you what I found to be a rather amusing AIM conversation between Mina and I just a few hours ago.

Background: We are talking about a VERY attractive guy that we (of course) don't know but Lenalicious has the privilege of being acquainted with (oh, and he's not Prince Harry...his name's not even Harry or anything remotely similar). Creepy stalkers? Us? How DARE you!

Mr. T: he's more like artwork
Mr. T: he's not practical
Mr. T: it's not for use, it's for viewing pleasure
Mr. T: so it doesnt matter you know
Connielingus: EXACTLY!!!
Connielingus: thats my take
Connielingus: i would love a fixture of him just to like hang somewhere
Connielingus: like an accessory
Mr. T: hahah
Mr. T: living statue?*
Connielingus: HAHAHAHA!!!
Connielingus: EXACTLY!!!
Connielingus: a living statue of him would ADD to our status
Mr. T: let's propose that idea to him
Mr. T: i'm sure he'd love to
Connielingus: HAHA
Connielingus: im sure he wouldnt mind since arent u pretty much doing the same thing as a model?
Mr. T: yeah for sure
Mr. T: except like 500,000 dollars less for each hour
Connielingus: haha
Connielingus: well, wed put him in a communal place
Connielingus: so everyone could benefit
Connielingus: and wed charge a fee
Mr. T: oh that's smart!
Mr. T: oh yes
Connielingus: haha
Mr. T: why dont we put him in like a square
Connielingus: right!
Mr. T: like a city square
Mr. T: and put a tax on it
Connielingus: EXACTLY
Mr. T: city beautification tax
Connielingus: yup
Mr. T: perfect
Mr. T: okay let's tell him at the party/priya's bday
Mr. T: so yeah
Mr. T: i want a british bf
Connielingus: HAHAHA
Connielingus: join the club...
Connielingus: the line for british bf distribution goes around the block
Connielingus: 3 times
Mr. T: hahahaha i know...
Mr. T: UGH
Mr. T: i have a problem though, i can't comprehend british

*Whoever can tell me what we are making reference to here without googling will receive...banana nut bread (nuts optional)

Well, on that note, I hope you appreciated the colour coding with colours pleasant to the eye and found the conversation a somewhat diverting waste of 5 minutes.

Well...it may be that we may never meet again anonymous readers, so leave a comment. Would you pay the beautification tax or exercise civil disobedience in the protest of objectification of male models? Do you also want a British boyfriend...or girlfriend...or boyfriend... Are you also swooning while clandestinely scratching your head in confusion when our British cousins open their mouths? Are you actually having such trouble understanding because you're not really listening but furtively conjuring up a gamut of innovative ways in which those mouths could be put to better use than speaking in tongues? (Word of advice: Your imagination may not have limits but the physical body does, all British people are not "magic" contrary to what JK Rowling, Sir Ian McKellan, and Prince Harry of Wales would have us believe.) Whatever the case may be, I look forward to reading your comments, so please, give this poor disturbed girl something to read...

P.S. Please pardon the excessive use of parentheticals in this post. It makes me feel closer to you as parentheticals are supposed to be an author directly addressing the reader. (We'll just ignore the minor detail that a blog by definition and intention addresses the reader directly...and that this is yet another parenthetical...)